My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She swung at the pinata with crutches
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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