Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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