I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Green mimosas i think yes
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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