She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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