"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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