Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Enjoy the penises
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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