Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
