The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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