Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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