I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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