People with herpes should wear stickers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
