I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There r osticjed everywhere
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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