He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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