sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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