But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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