Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
