Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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