did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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