I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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