Small penises have feelings too.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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