i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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