I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
kristin has been a bad kristin
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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