i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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