Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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