that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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