im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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