I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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