This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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