Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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