what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
