she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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