been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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