Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sorry about my life...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
