My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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