it hurts more in the daytime
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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