Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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