Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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