So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Farmville is her only friend.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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