3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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