I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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