I want to have your abortion
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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