I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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