so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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