i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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