these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
they're like a gay fantastic four
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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