seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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