i think my tv is drunk
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
is wine microwaveable?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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