hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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