I'm jealous of your bromance
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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