So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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