Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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