Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
