Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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