Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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