We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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