Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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