Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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