I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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