Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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