honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
