Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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